I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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