Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
her vagine was all disorganized.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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