either way he was missing a nipple.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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