More tranny stories later!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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