Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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