nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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