Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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