I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Let's paint friendship bongs
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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