just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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