Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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