Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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