Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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