If that was your dad, he is hot
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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