I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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