U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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