But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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