when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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