so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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