i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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