Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
40s are totally the cure
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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