Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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