He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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