last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Dicks are not precious.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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