went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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