Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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