I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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