question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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