just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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