Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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