Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
