You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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