8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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