Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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