I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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