either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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