Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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