The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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