Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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