try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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