Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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