Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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