she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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