For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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