That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Randomize