Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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