Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
