that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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