I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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