Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
you never un-have a 4some
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
