He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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