yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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