it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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