That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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