Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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