Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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