where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
it was like eating out sand paper
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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